*A hush in the auditorium ... A single spotlight shines on Pete Yorn and a baby grand piano on the main stage, he begins a heartfelt rendition of 'Lose You' ... then another spotlight, Axl Rose appears to duet!! - the crowd goes insane ... Axl holds a high note at the end of the second verse ... more spotlights - Matt Sorum kicks in a drum groove, Duff McKagen lights up on bass, Izzy Stradlin strums nonchalantly ... and who is that with the indestructible poodle hairdo and guitar-hung-low-enough-to-kill-ants - Yeah baby, it's SLASH!! THE BEST GN'R LINEUP REUNITED, As Slash hits the opening chord to 'Rocket Queen', Pete Yorn smashes the piano stool on top of the baby grand in perfect timing - exchanging the splintered wood for an old Gretsch hollowbody and getting to work on the Bigsby tremolo ... the crowd goes INSANE*
What could reunite former GN'R members in a duet with Pete Yorn? The MTV Alternative Idolblog 2006 Awards that's what!! With your host hideousrockboy!! Sure the official awards are just a bit of fun, but let's face it - they are really just a massive hand job for the cool kiddies - this awards show is for EVERYONE.
It's simple - nominate yourself for 'Best ... WHATEVER'. YOU decide what your single biggest contribution to Idolblog was this year. E.g. 'Best fight scene with a frying pan' etc. ... You get ONE shot, choose wisely ... because next Saturday two winners (assuming that many people post) will be decided:
1. Most creative idea for their 'Best ... ' award.
2. Most accurate view of themself, as expressed through their 'Best ...' award.
If you want to have some fun and stick it to the system, this is the place. Enjoy/Ignore.
THE WINNERS ARE
1. Most creative idea for their 'Best ... ' award
Starshone. Nice choice for a best of!! LOL!!
2. Most accurate view of themself, as expressed through their 'Best ...' award
My Kimmy!! Yes you are spimmer than the red dress ... whatever that means ... and if someone doesn't think you are I'll will use a large hammer on them.
*Closing act - Faith No More reunion (without Chuck Mosley), onstage with the greatest rock and roll band ever *cough* Tenacious D (Dave Grohl on drums)!!*
LOL. *dares someone to disagree and get hammered*
Omg. Should I make a speech?
I DISAGREE. YOU ARE SOOOOO NOT SPIMMER THAN THE RED DRESS
*finds large hammer*
No one, not even you skirtles, can get away with that!
*hammers*
It hurt me too if that's any consolation ... had to be done though.
Can I hit her with the frying pan? She deserves it after what she said about me. *sob*
Are you sure you have the strength to lift a frying pan?
Roight, that's it...*rolls up sleeves, smashes with frying pan five times*
And I hope that hurt.
Evil skirty! Get her Pigeon!
I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU ACTUALLY HAMMERED ME!!!!!
Stray Cat strut
"i dont bother chasing mice around
i sneak down the alley looking for a fight
howling to the moonlight on a hot summer night"
I got cat class and i got cat style... meowwww
It had to be done ...
Prepare to be hammered
*Coldplay start 'The Scientist' on the left stage, after the second chorus the arrangement is changed slightly and the main musical theme for 'High and Dry' becomes clear just as the spotlights shine on the right stage and Radiohead join in. Elton John is elevated centre stage on the drum rise platform to do a heartfelt piano solo as an outro.*
*Billy Ray Cyrus is the following act, but before he can say 'Achy' he is shot. Both the West Coast rappers, AND the East Coast rappers claim responsibility - united by their disgust of Billy a truce is made. *
The bestest bands ever (ish) take the stage for a :beard: marathon in honour of Jaynee and Alaina... Brandon Flowers (not in the shower, sadly) marches arm in arm with Davey Havok, both sporting very attractive full-length :beard: s. They break into song - they sing the Wham Rap and are accompanied by Mikey Way on whatever instrument he plays and the psycho drummer from The Killers. We are then treated to a speech from Gerard Way, who informs us that when he was a young boy his father took him into the city to see a marching band. Andrew Johns makes a guest appearance to present Jaynee and Alaina with their lifetime :beard: awards.
The end
How knicker-wettingly perfect! LOL xD
awesome thread
Kimmeh for being Spimmer than the Red Dress.
*The Backstreet Boys start singing one of their bollocks pop songs, 30 seconds into it Aerosmith abseil down on to the stage from the lighting fixtures, beat the living snot out of the B Boys and start playing 'Sweet Emotion' to thunderous applause from chevy and myself*
Four more days left people ... I would just like to say (to everyone except shone) shame on you, shame on you for not joining the revolution :| Free your minds ... in my left hand is the green jellybean, it helps you concentrate ... in my right hand is the pink jellybean, it has the power to change the world ... which jellybean do you choose???
Aerosmith should be singing Walk This Way. With Run DMC. It may have been whored by that Bluebird ad, but it's still the damn best rock-rap hybrid ever. Better than anything those pretenders Linkin Park and Jay-Z could pull off. '80s represent.
The most ideal performance - Lupe Fiasco, Kanye West, John Legend, Jamie Foxx, Common, Jill Scott and the rest of Rockerfella Records singing Lupe Fiasco's Daydreaming, then halfway through The Killers come on stage and they all perform a We Major/Bones mash-up. Or something equally awesome.
I would pay any amount of money for that performance, even if the rest of the awards flopped.
Oh, and the final performance - HRB's band, 'Shone and Phantz doing We're All In This Together with the cast of HSM - HRB's band providing backing, 'Shone leading the girls, Phantz leading the boys. Oh yeah.
Oh dude, did you not see the MTV awards when they had Kid Rock *spews* then Run DMC joined him ... then Aerosmith joined in and did 'Walk This Way'. The song lost serious coolness points for involving Kid Rock - but yes, it is awesome.
No, I didn't. But Kid Rock = mega-vomit.
Let's have another performance - Kanye West, backed by the London Philharmonic, starts rapping Diamonds From Sierra Leone. Then, as the chorus is reached, Fall Out Boy come down from the roof on a platform backing it with the Philharmonic, then they all join in to perform Fall Out Boy's new single, in its world live debut, This Ain't A Scene, It's An Arms Race. Oh. My. God.
Then have Pete Wentz give out the award for biggest emo on this site, which goes to IDL.
Then Kanye gives out the award for biggest spader, which, hands down, goes to anjelus.
Then I give out the "I think I am a genius, but in actual fact I know diddly squat" award.
Give it up for Pigeon Army!!!
Unfortunately, I had to laugh at that. Because looking over those posts, I just realised how messy some of those performances would be. Unless of course you're disagreeing with the award winners. In which case you forget the definition of emo. And you probably don't know what an emo is.
I'm so so very sad.
LMFAO
ROFLOL!!!
*claps*
Aerosmith 90's represent yeahhhhh! i also loved an obscure song they did called "Angel" with a symphony orchestra playing in the background. The music video to that was mind blowing
I choose the whole packet of jellybeans except the white ones, cos they're gross. So I'll just throw them at everyone.
I love the white ones, they are second only to the blue ones. Mmmmmmmmm blue jellybeans.
*gets security to remove crazy jellybean throwing women*
White is ew. So is purple.
Best are yellow and green. And orange.
I can't believe you like the green and orange jellybeans. That's just wrong ... disturbing even.
So is blue. Yuk.
Purple is yum. It reminds me of a yum medicine I had when I was little. I think black and purple are my favourite. But I love all the others too. Except white. Wanna chuck them with me? *throws*
tixylix?
*Yum*
I don't like the black ones they're really strong!
Lol Rockboy's thread has been hijacked by jellybeans :|
They're yum! Aniseed. Mmm my older sister and I used to buy lots of aniseed wheels when we were at high school. They're stronger than the jellybeans I think.
lol It's cos I'm throwing the white ones everywhere.
*throws more*
orange jelly beans
everyone has forgot the orange ones!!!
Nope. miss_chaos mentioned them.
And they're included in my "and I like the rest of them".
White are the only ones I hate.
hmmm true
but still
white is bad yes
but black is bad yes
green is iffy
all green lollies are iffy
What about the red ones?
Red lollipops and iceblocks make you look like you're wearing lipstick.
Nooo they're limey. Or appley.
Green is good. Purple lollies are always good.
And on a sidenote, I've now taken to calling you beardboy in my head. Even though you don't have one. :beard:
thank you lol
ill take it as a complement
anyways it depends what brand you buy- some dont go to the effort of apple or lime- if apple or lime-yes good- if not yucky... spit it out!!!
Well in that case, it applies to all colours. Some cheap brands are just yuck and should never be bought. Pascall + Allens = yum.
I've noticed though, the deterioration of the taste of milk bottles over the years. They're just not good anymore. And false teeth aren't quite what they used to be, but they're still quite good. I miss Clinkers. They were good.
What are clinkers? :S
Jelly Belly jellybeans are the best!! I so have a craving for them now :party:
I didn't think you'd know. lol They're hard lollies covered in chocolate. They were different colours. Not hardboiled. Hard to explain. Ish like fizzy lollies but hard that they snap and they're not fizzy. lol I can't think of anything similar to the lolly part at the moment.
Ohh I think I've tried them! They're yum. xD
so true - milk bottles had flavor now they are boring
and teeth taste funny
must be sugar free or something ridiculous
Red jellybeans pwn!
What are the Backstreet Boys doing here, and not Westlife?!!!
*storms around angrily and re-throws the white jellybeans*
BSB didn't get to sing and got beaten up anyway, so don't worry.
It SO should have been Westlife getting their beats!