That's right, there's an Idolblog Heaven ... and Hell.
Most people have to wait until the day they stop posting to find out which one they are going to, but, because I am feeling rather generous today, if you post in here I will give you a rundown on where you are heading. That's right, I'm the gate keeper and I'm in the know.
So if you're brave enough post (no suckups please ... I really hate that) you'll get a straight up and honest answer. Take the advice as you will, make a change ... redeem yourself. Or just party hard.
NB (this thread is not intended to be sacrilegious or offensive, if you find it so go take a long walk off a short pier ... hahaha just kidding *used car salesman grin*).
Oh Pick me.
*Is curious to what i'd get*
Thanks! :party: Where are you going? (sorry if you've already said this - I don't have time to read the whole thread)
I'm in limbo. Heaven doesn't want me and Hell is afraid I'll take over.
Ooo pick me pick me!!!!
*looks up name*
Total nice girl! I was going to :devil: you for Daniel Carter bopping ... but if I didt that I'd have to do the same thing to nearly every girl that posted
Rating:
:angel: :angel: :angel: (3/5 angel rating!)
Well done, enjoy Idolblog Heaven - it's sunnier than Nelson even!
Woot
I WIN! 
*puts name on list*
*looks up name*
*is finding it hard to do these now :-?*
Mr Phantomb *shakes head* Your mistreatment of boppers almost draws attention from the Red Cross and other humanitarian groups :devil:
But the big kicker is you don't believe in Idolblog Heaven
Complete lack of faith is most unimpressive *cough*heathen*cough* How could you not believe the story of original sin (when shortly after creation, and despite warnings, TC kicked the apple and Admin had to switch to a PC)? It's all literal interpretation and it's a bummer you never saw the light :|
Rating:
:devil: :devil: :devil: :devil: (4/5 devil rating!)
It is too late for you to repent. Your days in Idolblog Hell will be spent having intensive religious study from Mr Ubi. Everytime you make a wisecrack at his expense, or forget to call him 'Sir' he gets to pull out all your fingernails with pliers (your fingernails will grow back the next day, so the threat can be eternal).
Idolblog Satan is a big fan of your musical talents so you'll still be performing every night! Because this is hell though, your performance will involve you dressing in drag (a French maids outfit) and singing "Dude Looks Like A Lady", while the boppers you have haunted over the seasons throw tomatoes at you and make cutting sarcastic comments about your thighs and your ability to shimmy on the strippers pole. Before you go to bed you will have to read at least 20 scathing reviews of that nights performance.
And so it will be :|
laughing out the corner of my mouth - like Oh No - then Oh Yessss - IB Hell is one hellava funny place LOL
Haha! i cant wait
Phantombs in,Phantombs in, Phantombs in the rubbish bin
*drops pants*
*does poos*
Hi aue hi!
ow - you bin rather constipated for yonks Fantie
pulls out digital cam. snap
Have we had Darrell Loves me done yet?
dont do me
never thoght i'd hear you say those three words in that particular order
That's pretty much the most worthwhile thing you've ever said on IB.
its funny that, everytime im taking the p!ss out of 'miss darrell lover' i get complimented for it, weirdness!
haha funny well u just did and i was saying it in a clean way not the way ur was thinking lol
*tries not to laugh at lame attempt to make a comeback*
BAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Buurrrrrrrnnnnn!
ROTFLMAO!!!
Where is Chevy going?
*looks up chevy's file*
Apparently there are some IBv1 crimes that I am unaware of ... but the fact that people still remember means that chevy was a very, very bad boy once :devil:
chevy is kind of a 'born-again blogger' then, pretty much reformed apart from the odd outburst/old man tanty and politically incorrect joke. Definitely have to point out the good ... great sense of timing for a kind word when needed, fantastic ability on air guitar and someone who knows his classic rock \m/
Rating:
:angel: :angel: :angel: - :devil: :devil: = :angel: (1/5 angel rating!)
chevster you're so borderline dude :| . I'm afraid we're going to restrict your intake of raspberry and coke, and only let you wear leather vests on every second Thursday. You'll have a nice little job at the car wash where you will be able to appreciate your favourite cars, but I'm afraid you'll be driving a mini with a top speed of 70 kph for eternity. You've made it though dude
*Note: I just got pics of a good mates newborn baby boy so I'm all awwwww, and sweetness and light today ... don't worry I'll be back to cynical, bitter and twisted tomorrow so I'll leave Mr Phantomb until then :cool:*
restrict my coke Raspberry intake :O im having withdrawl symptoms just thinking about it
yes i can wash all the Idolbloggers Cars when they pass through the Carwash and maybe one day get to pimp out the IB mobile.
i dont mind driving the Mini but will drop a Chevrolet engine into it soon enuff
awesome rockyboi
lmao! no thanks i'll pass on that. no room for the IB's religious Taliban
hands out IDF recruitment forms, propaganda
I don't think you can opt out of the whole 'heaven and hell' thing...
i think its a great thread, just about everyone done
Dare I ask where i'm going?
*looks up name*
Dude. Muhahahahahahaha.
Well, being from Northland I have to give you an :angel:
It's all downhill from there.
Annoying 'Vote For Rongo!' Spam everywhere = :devil:
Annoying use of 'Bold font' = :devil:
Linking to your own profile = :devil:
Pretending to be a dumba*se = :devil:
General arrogant behaviour = :devil:
We rarely reply to each others posts because we both know that the conversation has such a high chance of getting deleted it's not really worth it
Rating:
:angel: - :devil: :devil: :devil: :devil: :devil: = :devil: :devil: :devil: :devil: (4/5 devil rating!!).
You will live right next to Rongo in Idolblog Hell (he's there because he ate all the pies), but Rongo will completely snob you everytime you go to talk to him. Your job in Idolblog Hell will be to listen to Rock music (no rap music for you) and write reviews on it for a magazine ... in a much smaller font size than everything else in the magazine, with no use of bold ... your boss will yell at you everyday because everyone ignores what you say and can't read it. Burn Northland Boi burn!
Note: Dude are you still in Northland? I'll be at Danger, Danger most of Saturday night (yes, I DO live in Northland) - If you can make it, I'll be the 6ft2 guy that you will be surprised to find that you recognise ... I'll buy you a beer
LMAO, that was great.
ps. Danger Danger SUX
I would have been so disappointed if you hadn't replied in bold
Sweet man, tis all good!
just one thing, why do you think that I pretend to be a dumba*se?
Every now and then you slip up and post something that is well written, I think you dumb things down most of the time for your own amusement (or you're just relaxed). I could be wrong.
:) :)
Go anyway
And tell us what happens.. I'm intrigued. :|
Can I visit the Boi and listen to his Rock music - please Mr Gatekeeper ?
I promise to sing as loud as I can and dance the whole time
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thats why im not asking Lol
'does a runner'
I'll be at The Grumpy Mole. Can you buy me a beer?
*puts money in envelope, addresses to:
flirty_skirty,
Skirt House,
132 Skirt St,
The 'Naki.*
Lets see if it gets there
We need a 'Adventures in Idolblog Heaven' & a hell thread lol
*cough cough* What happens to me?
*looks up name ... can't find anything under 'A' ... realises it's under 'R' ... for Rowlf of course!!*
Rowlf. You're just too damn nice and professional! Thank god you have Regan to balance you out
Rating:
:angel: :angel: :angel: :angel: :angel: (5/5 angel rating of course!!!)
You will be given great power in Idolblog Heaven and have the title of CEO, but absolutely NO responsibility (you've had enough responsibility, it's time for a break ... for eternity!). So you will be able to live where you want, do what you want, change what you want, smite who you want, clip the wings off who you want ... you get the idea. Total bliss. Enjoy.
Haha... I've done a good job of hiding my evilness
Rowlf, for some reason I think your idea of evil is putting a potato chip in dip, taking a bite, and then ... shock horror ... dipping it again
Only ever saw the Idolblog Queen's halo slip a couple of times - hahaaa -
that f.f.s. one made me jump right outa my skin - lol
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LOL was that to Nellie/Kognac? I can't remember...
Believe it was those two trying to kill each other with words lol - and your post worked a treat
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Yay!!! *is relieved not to be the only :angel: :angel: :angel: :angel: :angel: rating now*