Tuna!! Thanks so much for the card

Tuna ello! hope ur Holidays are going swell

have a great Christmas and easy new year! chev

Hiya. Hope everyone's having a fantastic Christmas Eve! I've been having a great Christmas-time!! I have no more 2000 txts left, but that's okay because it ended today anyway. Buffy is very jealous of Savannah (old cat vs. new cat) and is giving us the evils very often now

So yues, enjoy your Christmas! :santa: :reindeer: :sley: :party:

xox

*accidently sits on phone and calls, and looses credit*

*waves* tunarific to see you!!

TUNA! I've missed you muchly

I'm back for a while!

TUNA FISHY
Hey ya. wow i haven't been on for ages!
*sobs*
i missed this place.
im back

:|

gimmie a T. gimmie an I. gimmie a N. gimmie an A!
WHAT DOES THAT SPELL!?!

TUNA!
hey hotstuff

Hey ya tuna, this will be the last time i'll get to come on to IB for....um well i don't know how long, The power at our house is getting disconnected on m onday morning, and the roof is being removed this week. Random i know
*hugs* talk to ya later.
Btw the birthday prezzies are awesome!
Rock on, peace out \m/

If you are unsure about what you want to do with your life, try to remember some of the most interesting people didn’t know what they were going to do when they were twenty-two, or even forty. And nearly all of them are unemployed drug addicts, forced to live on cat food.

Also understand that friends will come and go. This is because of your irritating personality.

Nobody likes you.

So if the only thing getting you through the day is the misconception that people like you; end it now. {Shot}

Learn to smoke when [something]. If you’re underage get an older kid to buy them for you.

Get to really know your parents; they’re good for money. [Something] then put them in an old folks home.

Travel as often as you can. Live in New York City once, live in Northern California once. Never live in [some state]; it’s a hole.

Maybe you’ll marry, maybe you won’t. Maybe you’ll have children, maybe you won’t. If you do have children, lock them under the stairs.

Do one thing each day that scares you. Sing. Dance. Jump in front of a car.

Do not trust anyone who tries to update Shakespeare for the kids. And if you see [persons name] in the street, punch him in the face for me. *Singing* {punch}

 If you are worried about the way you look, try to remember that you are probably fatter than you think. Maybe you should consider an eating disorder.

Don’t worry too much about the future. If you’re nervous about an exam, ring up your school at a scheduled (?) time and make a bomb threat. If you’re a girl, lie about period pains to get out of any thing you don’t want to do.

Cheat, if you think you can get away with it. Remember – someone with richer parents is getting private tuition.

Shoplift as often as you can. Shopping centers factor shoplifting into their prices, so if you don’t do it, it’s like they’re getting money for free.

When you’re on work experience, steal a cab charge (?) and take a taxi to Perth.

Wear sunscreen, but only if it’s that coconut oil that gives you cancer.

Keep your old love letters. If you see an old lover on the street, try to run them over in your car.

Don’t mess too much with your hair, or else by the time you’re thirty-five, you’ll look like [someone]

***Tape turn over***

Remember, you can wear your underwear four times without washing. Forwards, backwards, inside out forwards, inside out backwards.

*Singing* brothers and sisters, we can be free…

Congregating gangs around train stations and shopping centers. It’s a free country. It’s public space.

Skateboard on memorials. Smoke in your school uniform. Set off car alarms. Plant drugs on it (?). Spike drinks. Don’t flush public toilets. Remember – only you will be able to truly take care of you, so carry a concealed weapon.

Don’t wear your ‘P’ plates. Walk around with your eyelids rolled back. Touch your mum on the tip of batteries.

Be open to new love. Remember – you can’t get pregnant the first time you have sex.

Expect others to support you. It’s easy to get the goal (?) and still get cash in hand [something].

Respect your elders. When grandma dies, have her stuffed.

Be kind to your knees. You’ll miss them when your kneecap by a wound [something].

Get revenge. Don’t forgive anyone for anything.

But most of all: don’t aim to high. You’re probably only suited to an office or a factory job.

Hi . Long time no talk!! How have you been? How was the ball! Spill all the goss and photos!! Lol.

I'm being dragged on a fishing trip next month.
I'll try and catch a tuna (relevant to thread)

*pulls thread from darkness of second page*

Hi! The weather here is raining. Heavily. *pitter patter* I had a book about that... :|

Anyway. Hi Laura! I spelt your name Luara. LOL Luara. Arual. That's our name backwards :party:

*sigh* boredness.

Hi ya tuna fishy

How are you?

Hows the holidays going for ya so far?

Most of the bricks have been smashed off our house now it looks soo random and the new windows arrived today :) 
*can't wait til it is finally finished*
THE BALL IS SOON!
.....*still doesn't have a dress*.....

....or shoes...

Is ashamed :|

tuna Rocker chic TuiKiwi Kimmeh = all at school? LOL what a lot of schoolwork being done

Ah hahahahaha!!

Friends

LMAO at the begining of my thread, below:

I hate posting random things on other peoples threads, so I'm making my own one so I can post random posts on my thread!

Are two ads about Tuna!!

*hopes they are still there*