Ok so what's the best pick up line you've heard?
What's the worst?
My favourite one as of lately is
*hands piece of paper with number/name on it to hot guy*
"I think you dropped this" 
and one for Nellie and Swayer and miss_chaos
"If I asked you for sex would the answer be the same as the answer to this question?"
What ones do you like/dislike?
One I overheard the other night....
"I'm sorry, I'm thinking about going home now. The problem is I have no idea where my house is form here.....where do you live? Is it closer? Is it ok if I stay with you tonight? I mean, I hope thats ot too forward...."
He mixed smooth line with bumbling likeability. Real smooth.
BUMP!
I wanted to do that! :'(
It's like when someone pushes the elevator button before me. Or when someone pushes that little thing when that when you push it it says 'walk' when you cross the road at the lights
BUMP!!
Omg! I HAVE to push the button or i get annoyed! lol
*sings push the button from sugababes*
*twins*
\m/
*bops*
Yea if someone pushes it before me i just do it any way
lol
i seem to have a habit of just walking across the road when i hear that noise :|
hmm
When you hear what noise?? :|
you know, that noise that it makes!
*i was home sick today and haven't really been 'with it' (rather disoriented :$)
That makes sense doesnt it?
My friend got this last night: "Hi! What would you like my name to be?"
*cheap hussy detector goes off*
... ... ... ... ..
''my face will be leaving in 1/4 hour, id like you to be on it''
Does your dad own a brewry? lol
Lol Kevin bloody wilson
Here's some I read once -
"F*ck me if I'm wrong, but is your name Yolanda"?
*Carrying dog leash* "I've lost my dog, would you help me look for him? I think he ran inside that cheap motel"
Lol! What if the person's name actually was Yolanda?
"nice trousers, they'd look good lying on my bedroom floor"
and a (now deceased) rock star use to say "You've got eyes like me muther and I want you to have miy baby" (in strong irish accent)
haha this ones an original: do u believ in love at first sight or do i have to walk by again
lol tehehe
Um, that's not an original.. :s
sarcasm, dear, sarcasm.
The only thing your eyes haven't told me is your name.
*Thats a nice set of legs..what time do they open?
*apparently this one is for the guys..Grab your crushes hand and draw a line in the middle of her hand.Explain that on one side is a bunny rabbit and he has to get to the other side but he doesnt want to swim.Get your crush to keep guessing, and keep saying no. When they do give up say "Im sorry.I Lied.there is no bunny rabbit, i just wanted to hold your hand".
Awwwww thats sad.
I don't get it. Where's the guesswork?
That's lame.
Do your legs get tired? cause you have been running though my mind all day.
I'm not a priest, but I can take you to heaven
Aquarius?
Ooo that's me
I like this one..
Are you Jamaican? Cause you jamaican me crazy..
hahaha
Lol that's on My wife and kids.
This is from Wog Boy:
They say you are what you eat, and by tomorrow morning I want to be you.
i have 206 bones in my body would you like to make it 207? Is there a mirror in your pants or are you just happy to see me?
Ewww. There was this guy start talking to me once, and then he pulled out a notebook and pen and asked for my number. I didn't give it to him. My mates and I were like "Yeah, you don't do this often despite having a notebook." :| (Thought only. I should've said it.) Then I hear (or saw, I can't remember) he did that to someone else. Oh and he pulled out another line on this girl I worked with. One of my mates who was with me, was with her at the time and he recognised the guy. I can't remember what it was but I think it was something to do with a plaster?? :S He was soooo desperate.
Lol. How sad.
Was the line: Do you have a band-aid? I hurt my knee when I fell for you. ??
That's the only plaster line I know.
LOL Yes, that's the one!
He must have been desperate..
I did say that.
oh.. *reads back*
and so you did...
That one's quite pathetic.. :|
Yeah, I agree! Stupid too.
there is a party in my pants and your the guest of honour
No. The answer would be HELL (expletive deleted) YEAH!
I hate most pick up lines. They are cheese on a stick.
Do you like my belt buckle? It would look better against your fore head.
LMAO!! thats hilarious!
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA that's great
LOL, why thankz!
I regulary break the land speed record.
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on my 2 week hols in feb, I was on the beach, reading a book, and I saw kinda a hunky fella> About 4 days later I saw him again, and he came right up to me, towering above me, and said , 'is that the same book you were reading on Monday??". I thought it was quite a good line, as I had to answer him, no two ways about it.
"Get your jacket b itch, youve just scored"