Or just a good bang?
LOL. Joking.
...
Anyway. In my attempt to beat tallrockboy in having the coolest threads, i've decided to create a match maker thread.
Sex sells people.
OMG, and you can have internet dates. YES. And, i'll set up the cyber resturant and your movie and your food and OMG THIS IS SO EXCITING.
Nellie we should go to one of my imagined cyber resturants together one night.
So say who you want to have a date with, and then...
Well.
I nominate Jacob and Skirt for the first IB cyber date of certain cyber sexation.
Jake and me will take option one.
Nik My all time favourite Idol!
Could I go on a cyber date?
I thought you and 'shone were cybering?
Could I go on a cyber date?
I don't really get this, but i'll go on a cyber date anyways. Sounds fun.
I Burn for you..Steven Broad
People throbbing for a hookup:
People wanting coughsexcough a date with already named specific:
I've decided there will be two options of date:
Option 1: i write up what i think will happen on your date. This will be good for people who can't be bothered going on an actual cyber date, and also for people who want to "test the coughjuicescough water". You may want to go on a second date where you actually go through with it.
Option 2: you have your date on the net. Like i'll set the place and atmosphere, possibly an obsticle (like for instance, Scap may be bleeding from a gunshot wound).
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*hands throat lozenge*
Someone has a bit of a nasty cough.
I want a cyber date
:)
I be hooking you up with Scap, yo!
Really? *drools*
Haha this is a random but funny thread!
What do they serve at these cyber restaurants, Swayer baaaaaaaybeeeee?
Can I suggest chocolate sauce and slippery sheet combo?
Nik My all time favourite Idol!
Can I suggest chocolate sauce and slippery sheet combo?
Nik My all time favourite Idol!
Mmm, chocolate and porn.
For the record, I didn't make that.
Lupin! *mauls icon*
...reminds me of Elijah Wood o.o
Porn indeed. The security cameras at the cyber restaurant catch everything
Nik My all time favourite Idol!
*pats the perverted little head*
Big Bosum Hugs to Swayer
for making another funny as thread *Squeeeeeeze*
Toyboys mmmmmm sounds good to moi :D *smacks self*
I'm here!!!
But is it too late for us to rekindle the flames that burnt so brightly prior to 3 News, Boston Legal and Sing like a superstar?
Nik My all time favourite Idol!
I've ended my relationship with Sarah Bradley, just for you! Please take me back...!
I'll take you back, front, side to side!
Nik My all time favourite Idol!
on top of ... beneath ... on top of ... beneath ... on top of ... beneath ...
This could go on all night
Nik My all time favourite Idol!
c'mon baybee light myyy fire
Jon Stevens is a skank
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Jacob!!!!! Let's cyber-date
Nik My all time favourite Idol!
Jacob!?!?! Are you there Jacob??? Go on a cyber-date!!
LMAO. I love this thread. It's such a hooker.
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Jacob was online and he snobbed me! maybe he doesn't want to cyber date. Maybe he doesn't love me anymore.
Nik My all time favourite Idol!
Hmm... I think he still does.
Why? What did he say to you?
Nik My all time favourite Idol!
Oh, he didn't say anything to me. I don't know him all too good. But i just think he does. I really think he does.
*boob hug*
I'll take care of that gigantic man of plasma steal
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I love it when you wrap your boobs around me!
Nik My all time favourite Idol!
I reckon!
You'd be better off in a threesome with Nellie and i. Jacob is not answering me, and i've come to the conclusion he is cheating on you with Boston Legal.
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Technically it was Hilary Barry
I was just out watching something on 3 News before
You know you're in trouble when your man is more turned on by the tv
Nik My all time favourite Idol!
I would love to cyber date Jacob
Bring it ooooooon Swayer. I think we'll go to the cyber movies!!
Nik My all time favourite Idol!
I don't know if I can wait much longer, all this excitement!!!!! What time is the movie and is it X rated?Nik My all time favourite Idol!
LOL. Oooh this is kewl.
The movie will be Raunchinator 15. When do you want it to be?
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Right before I gt my mack on.
Nik My all time favourite Idol!
Matchmaker me Swayer ... although I am picky and I do have certain criteria that must be met.
*Over 21
*Must work nights, sleep days like me.
*Must be able to name all four original members of the Ramones. No ... reallly ... must be able to name all four
*Must be nice.
*Must not have an extremely muscular boyfriend that they have not bothered to tell me about.
*Non smoker.
*Short fingernails.
Movie first, dinner after (tallrockboy dating tip: go to the movie first, and then you'll always have the movie to talk about to avoid uncomfortable silences).
Where do you live? not that I want to date you or anything.
LOL!
* I'm 28
)
* It's not work but I'm awake throughout the night
* Tommy, Dee Dee, Johnny and Joey (or I could do their proper names
* I have it in me to be nice
* While not overly muscular, I do have a boyfriend that I figured I should mention
* Smoking kills
* Are you kidding? I'm all about the manicure, baby.
I'm only giving you a chance because you created the Rockstar thread, but I'll warn you now - I'm not after anything permanent
*does hair, listerines, finds best denim jacket*
No wait ... I can't base our relationship on lies ... Loyal started the Rockstar thread
Sooooooo close, but yet so far ...
Your coolness rating has gone through the roof though in my opinion. The world needs more women like you
Well, as tempted as I am to ask Loyal to join in, I think she may have other ideas...
If the world had more women like me, our prisons would be over crowded
Back to the drawing board...